Horses

"A horse is like...it's like a racist. No matter what anybody says I will never say it's ok."-C

On writing stories as a child

"I wrote stories about cholera, death, and marriage. The teacher called my parents. They just told her I was fine, but morbid."-M

On the Landlord for the Apt that rejected the CovenGirls

"I wanna kick him in the beard"-S